Akpors: Dad,whats the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: would u sleep with George W. Bush for $1 million?
Wife: Of course, I will never waste that opportunity.
Dad turns to daughter: Would u sleep with Brat Pitt fo $1 million?
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
Dad turns to elder son: Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for $1 million?
Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money.
Dad turns to his youngest son Akpors: U see
son, 'potentially' we are sitting with multimillionaires BUT in 'reality' we are sitting with two prostitutes and one Gay idiot

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